More overheard at work

1. Service Desk call (user authentication): "Place of birth? (Pause) Okay, where in China?"


2. "I sense trouble this weekend; good thing I shaved my legs."


3. After an IT person (whom would open and close his own tickets) received a survey for our new ticketing system: "What am I supposed to say? I love the service I gave myself...?"


4. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean you're a big poop!"


5. "There's only so much stupidity I can handle in a day, and I provide 50% of that myself!"


6. A: "How are you?"
   B: "I have a sore throat."
   A: "That's what you get for sleeping with your mouth open."


7. When looking for candy: "I came for nuts."


8. Regarding the cookies in the photo below: "When I first looked, I had to take a 2nd look to make sure it wasn't corn."