Overheard at work

1. "His mouse is on a short leash."
2. "I used to take the bus to school, but now I bring my lunch."
3. Instant messaging typo: "butt hen..."
4. Vendor conference call: "We have no humor down here."
5. While resetting a password: "Password repetition error: 'I h8 performance'."
6. Service Desk call: "My Blackberry is missing 3 of its 4 screws."
7. Another Service Desk call: "I got kind of tangled up in my computer's cords, and now it won't turn on."