I went to grab a bagel this morning, and it was just starting to drizzle a little bit. I'm standing outside eating, and then I feel a drop that's heavier than the others, so I glance at it, and it's bird poop. :P Wonderful. Then I start to feel paranoid: those other drops that had been falling on me—were they rain or were they more bird poop? Argh!
Earlier this week, I was standing outside with a co-worker, and there were seagulls flying overhead. A couple of them were pooping as we watched them. We move to go inside the building, and then bird poop lands all of about an inch away from my co-worker's shoe. Eww!
2 comments:
Liver liver!! I've joined the stalker-tastic world of blogging. And will be stalking you. You may now do the same to me.
hahaha, your blog reminds me of me. sorta. if a bird pooed on me, i'd eat chicken for a week to remind its kindred who's boss.
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